If you ever

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.


- Jack Handey

Mordor

Mordor... the one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer... the one place we're trying to get to... is just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. We're lost!

~Sam, The Lord of the Rings

This looks strangely familiar

Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

~Frodo and Sam, The Lord of the Rings

Lost

"Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever."

-- Horace Mann

In the middle of the journey

In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.

~Dante Alighieri

The place

The place where you lose the trail is not necessarily where it ends.

~Tom Brown Jr

The easiest way

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

~unknown

Lost time

Lost time can never be found.

~Unknown