Ten men waiting

Ten men waiting for me at the door?
Send one home... I'm tired.

~Mae West

When women

When women go wrong,
men go right after them.

~Mae West

It's not

It's not the men in my life that count,
it's the life in my men.

~Mae West

She's the kind

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

~Mae West

When choosing

When choosing between two evils,
I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.

~Mae West

When I'm good

When I'm good, I'm very good.
When I'm bad I'm better.

~Mae West

I believe

I believe in censorship...
I made a fortune out of it.

~Mae West

I have found

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.

~ Mae West

I like

I like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

~Mae West

Too much

Too much a good thing can be wonderful.

~Mae West

Anything worth doing

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

~Mae West