I earn

I earn two million an episode. I’m underpaid!

~Charlie Sheen

I'm here

I’m here to collect. They’re going to lose.

- Charlie Sheen

I adopted

I adopted a begging posture that suggested genteel poverty combined with a certain affable nonchalance. People found this irresistible. They lavished money on me. Within days I exceeded ten dollars an hour. I began to save money and even, following Blue’s lead, tithed to the less fortunate. I became less pessimistic, thought less about how cruel the streets can be. I actually considered begging a legitimate career possibility.

~Sol Luckman

It takes money

It takes money to make money, even begging. Humans are herd animals. If a stranger’s bleeding to death beside the road, most people won’t stop to offer a Band-Aid. But get the ball rolling with a couple Good Samaritans, and before you know it you’ve got more eager philanthropists than you know what to do with.

~Sol Luckman

I'm used to

I'm used to fixing stuff. I'm not used to begging for money. It chokes me.

~Jan Caldwell

Go

Go where the money is... and go there often.

~Willie Sutton

The quickest way

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

~Will Rogers

My buddies

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

~John Dillinger

There's no money

There’s no money in poetry,
but then there’s no poetry in money, either.

— Robert Graves

The reason we have poverty

The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but it's only money... they don't know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination.

~Alan Watts

If a person

"If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life."

-- Billy Graham

Often people attempt

"Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you love to do, in order to have what you want."

-- Margaret Young

Money can't buy you happiness

'Money can't buy you happiness but it will buy you a yacht big enough to pull up alongside it.'

~David Lee Roth

Once I was in Victoria

"Once I was in Victoria, and I saw a very large house. They told me it was a bank and that the white men place their money there to be taken care of, and that by and by they got it back with interest.

We are Indians and we have no such bank; but when we have plenty of money or blankets, we give them away to other chiefs and people, and by and by they return them with interest, and our hearts feel good. Our way of giving is our bank."

~Chief Maquinna, Nootka

If money

"If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master."

-- Francis Bacon

Money

Money is not everything,
but it does make poverty tolerable.

~Moss Evans

If you don't

If you don't do what you love you are not going to be good at it. And if you are not good at it you are not going to make any money doing it.

~Donald Trump

Often people attempt

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so that they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, and then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

~Margaret Young

Can anybody remember

Can anybody remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was a time

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

~Adlai Stevenson