it's not important

..it's not important to maintain control if you are not in control in the first place.

~McKenna

After eating

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

~Will Rogers

If you get to thinkin'

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

~Will Rogers

Lettin' the cat

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.

~Will Rogers

The pendulum

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.

~Carl Jung

That doesn't make sense

That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

~Treebeard, The Lord of the Rings

Never, under any circumstances

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

~unknown

An optimist

An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

-Winston Churchill

Don't find fault

Don’t find fault, find a remedy;
anybody can complain.

~Henry Ford

Call it a clan

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

~Jane Howard

It will not do

It will not do to leave a live dragon out of your plans if you live near one.

~JRR Tolkein

I never

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

~Albert Einstein

It's not foresight

It’s not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We need to see what is right in front of us.

~Real Live Preacher, Weblog, April 22, 2003

No matter how great

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats - approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

~Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

When I do good

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

~Abraham Lincoln