You really

"You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world."

~Lucille Ball

I think I mentioned

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.

~Sting

It took me a long time

"It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes."

~Sally Field

Milk

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

~Arnold Schwarzenegger

You know

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named, "Bush," "Dick," and "Colon." Need I say more?

~Chris Roc, April 6, 2003

I married the first man

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

~Barbara Bush