If

"If the wolves come out of the walls, it's all over.”

~Neil Gaiman

Looks like

"Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you- But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too."

- Langston Hughes

Mothers

"Mothers are all slightly insane."

- J.D. Salinger

Insanity

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

~Sam Levenson

Moloch

Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

~Allen Ginsberg

I discovered

I discovered, much to my surprise – and particularly if I was writing in the first person – that I could become a psychopath quite easily. I could think like one and I could devise a manner of unfortunate occurrences. So I probably gave up a flourishing, lucrative career as a mass murderer.

~Robert Bloch

I just don't do it

“I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

~Charlie Sheen

Did you say Cancun

"Did you say Cancun or caboose? I don't know, I was in a blackout, man."

~Charlie Sheen

If you borrowed

If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.

- Charlie Sheen

I'm on a drug

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?

~Charlie Sheen

Your face

Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

~Charlie Sheen

You can't

You can’t process me with a normal brain.

~Charlie Sheen

Colour is

“Colour is my day-long obsession, joy and torment.”

~Claude Monet

I love

“I love to study the many things that grow below the corn stalks and bring them back to the studio to study the color. If one could only catch that true color of nature – the very thought of it drives me mad.”

~Andrew Wyeth

Oh yes!

"Oh yes! He loved yellow, did good Vincent... When the two of us were together in Arles, both of us insane, and constantly at war over beautiful colors, I adored red; where could I find a perfect vermilion?"

~Paul Gauguin

The world

"The world is run by insane people for insane objectives."

- John Lennon

A census taker

" A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

He is

"He is rather twisted, you know."

~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

Remarkable boy

"Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I think I'll eat your heart."

~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

El Tornillo

El Tornillo walks the streets of Melo. People in town think he's crazy. He carries a mirror in his hand and he looks at himself with furrowed brow. He doesn't take his eyes off the mirror. "What are you doing, Tornillo?" "I'm here" he says "keeping watch on the enemy."

~Eduardo Galeano