A man

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

~ Mark Twain

I love cats

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."

-Jean Cocteau

Thousands of years ago

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”

-Anonymous

There are many

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

--Anonymous

Cats are kindly masters

"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."

-Anonymous

With the qualities

"With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?"

-Fernand Mery

A meow

"A meow massages the heart.”

-Stuart McMillan

Kittens are born

"Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives."

-Stephen Baker

The smallest feline

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."

-Leonardo da Vinci

Women and cats

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

-Robert A. Heinlein

I have studied

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

--Hippolyte Taine

People who hate cats

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

--Faith Resnick

Cats are rather delicate

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

--Joseph Wood Krutch

Dogs come

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

--Mary Bly

As every

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

--Ellen Perry Berkeley

There are two

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

-Albert Schweitzer

There are no

"There are no ordinary cats."

-Unknown

There are few things

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."

-Tay Hohoff

Every life

"Every life should have nine cats."

-Anonymous

I purr

"I purr, therefore I am."

-Anonymous Kitteh