The only color

"The only color I don't have is navy brown."

~Yogi Berra

Congratulations

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

~Yogi Berra

You should

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

~Yogi Berra

In theory

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

~Yogi Berra

Baseball

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

~Yogi Berra

If you ask

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

~Yogi Berra

All pitchers

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

~Yogi Berra

How

How can you think and hit at the same time?

~Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

~Yogi Berra

If the world

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

~Yogi Berra

If the people

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

~Yogi Berra

The future

The future ain't what it used to be.

~Yogi Berra

Half

Half this game is ninety percent mental.

~Yogi Berra

You can

You can observe a lot by watching.

~Yogi Berra

I usually

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.

~Yogi Berra

Never

Never answer an anonymous letter.

~Yogi Berra

I'm not

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

~Yogi Berra

It was

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

~Yogi Berra

In theory

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

~Yogi Berra

If you ask

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

~Yogi Berra