I'm a winner

"I'm a winner and their lives look like they're - you know, ruled by losers."

~Charlie Sheen

I'm dealing with

“I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’

~Charlie Sheen

You're either

"You're either in Sheen's corner or you're with the trolls."

~Charlie Sheen

Clearly, I have defeated

Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.

~Charlie Sheen

He is

"He is rather twisted, you know."

~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

I imagine

"I imagine your little brother must smell almost as bad as you do by now."

~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

True terror

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

Just because

“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe.”

~Kurt Vonnegut

You know

You know, Sergeant Mbaye, if I ever novelize our adventures, you will be facing a considerable rewrite.

~Riverworld, Samuel Clemens:

Well,

Well, it is an unassailable fact that, as a recreational activity, mountain-climbing appears chiefly to lunatics, suicides, and the British.

~Riverworld, Samuel Clemens

Never miss

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

~Will Rogers

She's the kind

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

~Mae West

You killed Ted,

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

~Bill, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Sometimes I need

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

~unknown

Do not walk behind me

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
~unknown

Never miss

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

~unknown

Always remember

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

~unknown

I like you

I like you.
People say I’ve got no taste,
but I like you.

~unknown

You were looking good

You were looking good from afar..
now you’re far from looking good.

~unknown

He has no enemies

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

~unknown